He is not only a president, he is also funny.
5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me
— you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 20003) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 20001) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
I just found out some more unintentionally funny speeches.
If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!
- Nov 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community CollegeI know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
- Jan 27, 2000 in New Hampshire
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
- Concord, New Hampshire, Jan 29, 2000If you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal.
- St. Louis, Jan 22, 2003, he likely meant 'prosecuted.'
We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
- 2000 in Des Moines, Iowa